Thursday, January 26, 2006

Toddler Dictionary - Biter

No, this term does not refer to a child that bites. Everyone knows that the way to deal with a biting child is to bite back.

Biter - A parent who pulls out a vehicle's back-seat shoulder-belt and then clamps their teeth on the belt to maintain slack so that their hands are free to install an infant seat.

Used in a Sentence - Most single parents with only two hands are biters.

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