Kiss my butt everyone who ever made fun of my last name, it is about to make me Ree-ach Bee-ach!
Take a look at this e-mail I got yesterday from Lagos.
From Barrister David Chiji
Chiji Chambers
#16 Akintola William Str.
Ikeja Lagos.
Office email: davidchiji_esq@yahoo.com
My Dear Turnipseed,
I am a lawyer. I am the personal attorney to Late Mr. Kenneth Turnipseed, a National of your Country, who used to work as a contractor with Crystal Construction Company Inc.,herein after shall be referred to as my client. On the 21st of April 2002, my client, his wife and their three children were involved in a car accident along Sagamu express road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives and this has also proved unsuccessful.
After these several unsuccessful attempts to locate any member of his family, hence I contacted you. I am contacting you to assist in repatriating the money and property left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this huge deposit were lodged. Particularly, the bank where the deceased had an account valued above US$10,000,000.00 has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated and the funds returned to the government.
Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over two years now I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you have the same last name, so that the proceeds of this account valued above $10,000,000.00 can be paid to you and then you and I can share the money, 60% to me and 40% to you. I have all the necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please get in touch with me by my email or call me on the above telephone and send to me your telephone and fax numbers to enable us discuss further about this transaction.
I await your urgent response and positive attention in this circumstance.Please write back through this email address (davidchiji_esq@yahoo.com)
Best regards,
Barrister David Chiji, LLB, LLM, BL,SAN
Attorney at Law.
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Seems to me I remember several past "I'm Outta Here" posts! Remind us of some of them. Why ain't you "outta here yet?" Did those not turn out as well as anticipated? Did any even come close?
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Search for "Outta" and "Out-a".
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