Haiku - New Car Answers

It's A Honda Fit

No, It is not a Hybrid

I Am Liking It

Haiku - Lillian Ellison

Women's Champion

Finishing Move - Backbreaker

Fabulous Moolah

Haiku - Mystery Vote

Spurrier's One Vote
20+ Game Losing Streak
Duke Football is Lame

Haiku - Hurray Spring is Here

Hurray, Spring is Here.
Yellow Powder Covers All
Plant Sperm Choking Me

Haiku - My Inspiration

My Inspiration

Reason to Get Up Each Day

Monster Energy

Haiku - Where's The Posts?

Written Posts, Ready
I Can't Up-Load Images
Will Text Haiku Do?

Haiku - Military Commissions Act

Holy Shit! There goes
the Fifth and Sixth Amendments
See Ya in Git-Mo

Haiku - Tragically Hip Concert in USA

Maple Leaf Jerseys
Canadian Sausage Fest
Hip Show in U.S.

Haiku - Tour Bus

With Pot and Mushrooms
No One Could Just Wait To Be
On The Road Again

Haiku - Goodbye Mate

Stingray to The Heart
Goodbye Crocodile Hunter
We Will Miss You Mate

Haiku - Heat Impaired

It Sure Is Hot Here
August In Columbia
I Can't Breathe or See

Hiaku - The Ultimate Beverage

Tired of Drinking?
Mobius Infused Lager
An Energy Beer

Haiku Defined

Listen up.

Here is the most popular definition of Haiku and the officially accepted Turnipblog definition of Haiku.

Haiku

A Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons.

So, here goes:

Get off of my ass
I know two Japanese words
"Haiku", "Ku-ba-say"

Ku-ba-say(link)

Haiku - Spring

Head hurts, I'm crying
Snot flows freely like water
Man, allergies suck

Holiday Memory Haiku, part 2

Midnight movie theft
By pure chance Richard drove
He claimed the Racoon.

Holiday Memory Haiku

Shopping Cart to Trunk
Four Elves a Fire a Racoon
Christmas Display Theft

Haiku - Minimum Age

Forget NBA
We need a minimum age
to wear slutty clothes

Cosmology Haiku

The further the star
The faster it moves away
That is Hubble's Law

Haiku - Weird Science

Snuppy the dog clone
Mouse with human ear on back
Science freaks me out