Showing posts with label Girl Role Models. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Girl Role Models. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Girl Role Models - Jordin Sparks

It is down to the final 3 and I think Jordin will win.

I like Blake, and I think he will record a successful cd, but he is not as good a singer as Jordin or Melinda.

Jordin and Melinda are both good singers, but Jordin has star quality.

Melinda has no neck and has no personality. All she does is feign suprise at everything and whisper "thank you" while making "little old me" gestures.

Jordin, on the other hand, is a star at only 17.

Jordan is a great role model for girls because Jordin shows that you can be big and still be beautiful.

A am not talking about being fat or overweight, I am talking about being a giant.

The daughter of a former NFL player, Jordin is an amazon with a winning smile.

Jordan will have a great career, because at her concerts, even people with the worst seats in the house will be able to see her.

It amazes me every week how someone so cute can be so gargantuan at the same time.

Jordin is adorable, yet she could easily reach over and crush Ryan Seacrest's head like a grape.

Jordin is a Brobdinagian Babe

Thursday, December 28, 2006

Girl Role Models - Heather Mitts

Heather Mitts of the USA Womens Soccer Team has an NCAA National Championship,

Heather Mitts has an Olympic Gold Medal,

Heather Mitts just scored an endorsement deal with a national sportswear company (link).

Here is a link to her website (link).

Oh yeah, she is also easy on the eyes.


Thursday, December 21, 2006

Girl Role Models - Ms. Dewey

People who help other people are Nice.

Ms. Dewey is Nice.

Ms. Dewey is Pretty.

The internet can be a big scary place.

Ms. Dewey helps people find things on the Internet.

Ms. Dewey.com(link)

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Girl Role Models - Hi-5

These girls dance and sing and never have wardrobe malfunctions.


Friday, December 08, 2006

Girl Role Models

I hate it that my 7 year old daughter is growing up in the age of Brats dolls where the 2 most popular young women in America are idiots who are famous strictly for being rich and getting photographed pantiless or with a nip slip by "accident".



Girl Role Models is the name of a new Turnipblog feature where I will offer alternative role models for young girls.