Porn stars never use their real names.But how do they think up their screen names?
It's easy. If I were to go into Porn, my screen name would be "Awgie Bridgeton".
Pretty cool name huh?
Do you want to know how to pick your porn name?
First Name = The name of your first pet growing up.
Last Name = The name of the street that you lived on when you owned that pet.
My first Pet was Awgie Doggie, and we lived at 112 Bridgeton Road.
Now you try it and tell me your porn name.
5 comments:
Rod Thrust
this is bad. using your formula I'd be Wimpy Flint.
wimpy was from the popeye cartoon--ie "i'd gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today". Flint, of course was the street I grew up on.
I remember your dog from those days and I will be honest in saying I don't have a single fond memory of the beast. Many more laughs were from wilber the fermented pig or even bunny the cat. billy
I will have to do a post some day about Wilbur, the Fetal Pig.
I don't even remember bunny the cat.
Awgie only ate crayons, cat food, or Gainsburgers.
Bunny the cat was the kitten you and me and J. Scoff found on the harbison bike trails and both you and scoff took it home only to be turned away by scolding parents. Ultimately it ended up being my brother's pet. Billy
Thor Colton sounds mighty good with Jenna Jameson.
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