Monday, January 22, 2007

New Word - "Bell-ination"

A "Bellination" is a newly introduced fast food menu item that is made of the same basic 4 ingredients as all the other menu items.

Taco Bell invented the bellination. Just when you think that Taco Bell has come up with every possible way of combining a tortilla, ground meat product, cheese and lettuce, they come up with the Crunchwrap Supreme (pictured at right), another bellination.

For instance, here are some of the Taco Bell's Beef Taco Bellinations:

Hard Beef Taco,
Soft Beef Taco,
Hard Beef Taco Supreme,
Soft Beef Taco Supreme,
Beef Double Decker Taco,
Beef Double Decker Taco Supreme,
Baja Beef Soft Taco,
Baja Beef Hard Taco,
BLT Taco (This is Bacon, not beef, but it is so ridiculous that I included it)
Double Grande Taco,
Taco Lite,
Ranchero Beef Soft Taco, and
Ranchero Beef Hard Taco.

Now if we introduce chicken into the equation, we double our possible bellinations.

Introduce steak and triple the possible bellinations.

And that is just tacos.

Wrap the Soft taco up and we have a multitude of burrito bellinations.

Break up the hard taco shells and we have countless nacho bellinations.

Basically, Taco Bell can keep intoducing a new bellination every month until our sun burns out or goes supernova.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Every taco bellination is delicious!