Sunday, January 28, 2007

In Search Of - Crying Duke Kid

Everyone has seen the photo of the Crying Duke Kid.

The image of that little bandwagon Duke fan balling his eyes out has become a symbol of our generation.

Is the photo real?

Does the kid really exist?

If so, Where is the kid now?

We will answer these questions, and many more as we go...

In Search Of - Crying Duke Kid

Experts have determined that the photo is real; therefor the kid must also be real.

So who is the kid and where is he now?

An inspection of the score in the photo reveals that Duke is only ranked #4 at the time of the photo, therefor it must have been a rare down-year for Duke.

I hacked into the CIA's computer database and analysed the photo using a sophisticated government program. The results were startling and I was able to identify the crying Duke kid and even determine what he is doing these days...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your best post in a long, long time. The age progression is uncanny.

Anonymous said...

What's Edward Norton doing at the Dook game with the whiny kid? He should make him disappear (Illusionist).