Friday, August 26, 2005

Pep Rally - Chapter II

Chapter I - Sweet Dreams

Johnny knew that his mother would be angry. She always told him, "Now you get your sorry ass home before dark.", and Johnny had always done what his mother told him, until tonight. Johnny spent his last token, left the arcade, and started walking. It was dark, and Johnny wasn't home. Johnny was scared, and although he didn't
know it yet, he was lost.

Johnny rounded the corner at a slow trot and started down the
alley. It was dark. So dark that Johnny didn't see the hulking
figure lurking behind the dumpster; until it was too late. In a
flash Johnny was knocked to the ground, straddled by the figure.
Johnny wanted to give the figure some money, but he knew that it
had all been spent on Q-bert. It didn't matter anyway, Johnny was
too scared to speak, or move. As the figure leaned over Johnny, a
large object slid off of the figure's back and landed with a thud
on the ground near Johnny's head. The object was a tremendous
burlap sack and as the figure opened the sack Johnny first
experienced the stench. An odor so foul that Johnny never forgot
it. How could he. That odor, that night, would haunt him for the
rest of his life.

Johnny looked up as the figure lifted a soggy yellow mass from
the sack. A cabbage. A very old, very rotten, very large,
cabbage. The figure forced open Johnny's mouth and crammed the
fetid cabbage in.

"Eat!"

Johnny did.

Then another cabbage. "Eat!"

And another, "Eat!"

At some point, during the next hour and a half, Johnny started
crying ... stopped resisting ... surrendered his will to the figure
... and started counting. He counted them one by one, cabbage
after cabbage ... eighty six, eighty seven, eighty eight...

Johnny woke suddenly from his nightmare the same way that he
had for the last six years, with his mother slapping his face and
telling him that it was alright.

"Wake up sorry ass, you were having another nightmare. Its
alright."

But it wasn't alright.

It wasn't just a nightmare.

Chapter II - A short walk.

"What color will it be today Johnny?", asked Johnny's mother.

"How about blue.", Johnny replied.

"Blue it is.", Johnny's mother said as she opened the box and
handed Johnny a brand new, blue, Renuzit air freshener. Johnny
tore the plastic covering off of the Renuzit, pulled down his
drawers, removed the red Renuzit from the day before while holding
his breath, and quickly stuffed the exposed wick of today's blue
Renuzit into his anus.

"All plugged up!" Johnny exclaimed as he grabbed a pop-tart
on the way out the front door to catch the school bus. Johnny
hated leaving the house each morning and boarding the school bus
which stopped right in front of his door. It was only a short walk
of a few steps from his front porch to the bus stop, but to Johnny
it seemed like an eternity. On this particular Friday the short
walk was long enough for the following insults and jeers to be
hurled at Johnny before he could board the bus and take his usual
seat right behind the driver:

"Its poot boy!",

"He smells like my baby sister's puke!", and

"That's Johnny, the kid who constantly rips the disgusting
acidic cabbage farts!"

Johnny didn't pay much attention to the taunts of the other
children riding the bus on the way to school. If today was going
to be like any other school day, things would only get worse. At
the time, Johnny had no idea exactly how much worse things would
get.

2 comments:

Seed said...

I will release the story one chapter at a time, but each time I will include the previous chapters.

Anonymous said...

why did you change the name "cabbage"

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