Saturday, February 03, 2007

Worst Bellination Ever

This post needs a lot of setup.

If my daughter finishes her dinner and is still hungry, she often asks for cheese. That's right, a pile of shredded chedder cheese, right on her plate.

We have a 100 pound dog that eats leftovers. We take whatever food is left-over on our plates from dinner and mix it with the dog food.

Last night in the dog's bowl, we started with a generous serving of creamy mashed potatoes, layered with sweet corn and loaded with bite-sized pieces of crispy chicken. Then we drizzle it all with home-style gravy and topped it off with a shredded three-cheese blend.

It was all his favorite flavors coming together.

If you don't know what a "bellination" is, read this post(link).

If you don't know why Kentucky Fried Chicken changed its name to KFC, read this post (link).

I can hold my tounge no longer.

KFC has hit the bottom of the barrel with the worst bellination in history.

KFC serves humans what my dog ate last night for dinner and calls if KFC bowls.

I kid you not. The following comes straight from KFC's website for KFC Mashed Potato Bowls:


We start with a generous serving of our creamy mashed potatoes, layered with sweet corn and loaded with bite-sized pieces of crispy chicken. Then we drizzle it all with our signature home-style gravy and top it off with a shredded three-cheese blend. It's all your favorite flavors coming together.

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