Turnipblog Survey - Worst Band Ever

What makes a band "Worst Band Ever"? The actual worst band ever probably never got a recording contract. The Worst Band Ever must be a band that someone actually likes. The band must be successful, have sold many cd's, maybe even have a Greatest Hits. Bruce Hornsby, for instance, would not even get consideration.

You know my top 2 Worst Bands Ever: Bob Seger and to the extent they can be considered a seperate band, The Silver Bullet Band; based on the fact that Seger has so many songs that sound so different but that each suck in their own unique way. Seger sucks so bad that I started up a Bob Seger Game(link)

So, Turnipblog Survey - What is the worst band/and/or recording artist ever?

By the way, The Bob Seger Game is still open. Here is the list:

#1. Against the Wind with the classic line,
"We were young and we were running, against the wind."

The idea of running against the wing is ridiculous. Couldn't he think of something a little more difficult, like running through sand or running up a gradual incline.

#2.But oh they love to watch her strut
Oh they do respect her but
They love to watch her strut"

#3. Fire Lake

#4. Simile - is the comparison of two unlike things using "like" or "as".

The most idiotic simile of all time is credited to Bob Seger:

Like A Rock

#5. Night Moves - with the classic line "Trying to make some front page drive-in news."

#6. Horizontal Bop. Nuff said

#7. K-k-k-k-k-k katmandu

#8. Feel like a number

#9. The introspective Turn the Page
Seger thinks touring and being a musician sux, I think his music sux.

#10. A Seger song that proves its own premise that today's(1984) music sux - Old Time Rock n' Roll.

So I want you to leave a comment and give me Worst Band Ever, or Another Seger radio station changer.