Wednesday, February 08, 2006

JJ Redick OO-Ver RAA-ted!

As much as I hate watching Duke beat Carolina in basketball, last night's game did give me a chance to watch this JJ Redickk kid that everyone is talking about.

You know what?

O-VER RAA-TED!

Reddik can hit free throws and he doesn't make stupid mistakes because he has played 4 years under a great, albeit wicked and rat-like, coach.

But, other than that, Riddik is just an OK player. Redikk can't play any defense. Forget it in the NBA. Reedick doesn't rebound, he just scores a lot of points.

Redikk scores alot of points and here is why:

Reddick shoots every time he touches the ball and Redik plays on a team jam packed with All-American High School players, who are coached by Coach K, to run plays to get Redic open 3's. If Reddic can't get an open 3 that way, Redik dribbles into the lane, throws his hands up into the air when someone gets near him, and the refs send him to the free throw line because he plays for Duke and Coach K spends every time-out or commercial break screaming and spitting at the refs.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Did you mean to spell Reddik 5 different ways in the last paragraph? That must be a ploy to get all the people with OCD to comment on Turnipblog. It works everytime for me!

Anonymous said...

I, like you, am a Dook hater. I am also a JJ hater. However, being an ACC follower and seeing him perform all the time, I must say you are wrong. As much as I hate to say it, he is amazing. He can light it up. He is always a threat. I am more surprised when he misses than when he makes a shot. He is gay though.