I visited a business the other day and discovered, to my amazement, that the business had a ridiculous "Mission Statement". This Mission Statement was so stupid and nebulous that I decided to steal it for Turnipblog. So here it is, Turnipblog's brand new Mission Statement:
"Consistently Create Encore Experiences That Enrich Lives One Person At A Time!!"
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Oh, you know the old mission statment: "cceetelopaat".
But what is an encore experience??
Billy
Doing IT twice in one night?
Isn't anyone going to try to guess what the business is that I stole my mission statement from?
I have insufficient creative immagination to suppose what it might be--unless it is the new sign in the bank teller's window.
Do you like reading that better, as she takes your money?
I will give you a hint - the name of the business starts with a "Z".
This is actually Seed. The name I signed-in under was the verification word to publish this comment and I thought it was cool.
zaxby's
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