4 Internet Searches that led someone to Turnipblog recently (as always, the search is in bold and my comments follow):

Google searches:

Allison Munn bubble butt - (Any comment Rebecca?)

Ask.com search:

jefferson davis death mask - (Is someone trying to freak me out?)

did they think apples were poisonous before thomas jefferson - (Did people really, at one time, think that apples were poisonous? Yes, and then Eve, the second human, came along.)

Yahoo search:

fart cartoon jeans - (Just try to imagine what this person could possibly have been searching for.)