Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Tom Cruise Vs. Prince

A short guy match-up, by request.

The winner, Prince.

Although kind of flaky and not a musical genius (as a Turnipblog commentor recently proclaimed), Prince's music is good.

Tom Cruise, on-the-other-hand has zero talent and is in an idiot.

Crap, I shouldn't have said that, doesn't Cruise have like superpowers because he has reached a high level of (paid a lot of money to) Scientology?

Isn't Cruise like a 9th level mage?

I like Prince,especially when I don't have to look at him. I have a killer Soundboard of a Prince concert on New Years Eve 1987 at Paisley Park, where Miles Davis plays with Prince.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

What is your definition of a musical genius if it's not someone that lived in his best friend's basement and played every instrument on an entire album way before Beck did and when you were still listening to the Thompson Twins?

You should be secure enough in your masculinity to be able to look at Prince and appreciate his genius.

Damning with faint praise
Hope U live 2 see the dawn
U should die 4 Prince.

Anonymous said...

As composer of "Robin, My Love" - which netted U a D+, if memory serves - U of all P-ple should appreciate Prince's musical genius, even with his weird pointy guitars and humpy dancing.

Anonymous said...

Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaah!

That's Christoper Tracy, the Kid, Camille, Jamie Starr, and TAFKAP all channeling their positivity at your asinine post.

Anonymous said...

What are your criteria for musical genius-ness? You owe both of your readers a post explaining your position. Is premature death from drug abuse or accident a criteria? Height? Lack of androgyny? Inability to help you score with the aforementioned Robin?

Anonymous said...

Party over, oops
Call shrink in Beverly Hills
Latent homo Turnip

Anonymous said...

I believe that you owe all 3 Thompson Twins an apology.

You can't tell me that when you hear the song "Hold me now" that you don't muster up your highest pitched singing voice possible and sing along with the following words in all caps:

Hold me now - IN YOUR LOVING ARMS
Oh, warm my heart - OH MY COLD AND TIRED HEART
Stay with me - OW WANT YOU STAY WITH ME
LET LOVING START, LET LOVING START...