Thursday, August 31, 2006

Kid Tip - How to Hug a Baby

This is a Kid Tip for Dogs.

Instructions for properly hugging a baby:

1. First, spy a baby.

2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers, this is indeed a baby.

3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.

**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "paw slide" easier.

4. The "paw slide"- Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.

5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to achieve the best photo quality.

Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life.

Good Luck to all of you.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Scary, man. You can't trust dogs around babies, especially big mothers like that one, but the hug technique is awesome!

Anonymous said...

I'm confused and don't know whether to call DSS or PETA about this one.