Sunday, August 20, 2006

Internet Searches That Led to Turnipblog

This blog would be far more popular if I just went ahead and changed the name to..

"I Want to Singa about Katherine McPhee's feet and Kellie Pickler's new haircut"

I like to post the text of real internet searches where this blog was one of the results and then the searcher looked at this blog. (My comments, as usual, follow.)

Google searches:

"I want to singa.." (this cartoon has delighted many a generation)

Kelly Pickler's new haircut and Pictures of Kellie picklers new hair style (That's it in the photo)

The search "katharine mcphee's feet" continues to bring in traffic. In one single day, a google search from Massachusetts and one from Arkansas for "katharine mcphee's feet", turned up Turnipblog as a result. Then, a few days later, a google search from Dearborn, Michigan, for "Katharine McPhee feet" led someone to Turnipblog.

uncle mingo mp3, charleston (An Uncle Mingo member googling himself?)

ultraman hayata french (I'm pretty sure Hayata/Ultraman is Japanese, not French)

"dwight herring" (Tied with "Joy" for best character on TV)

Variety Show Theme Song - 70's, Aye Aye Captains Hat (If there was indeed a 70's variety show with a theme song "Aye Aye Captains Hat", I bet it sucked)

bobsledding costume (Damn you, Jamacian Bobsled team!)

Edisto (Great family beach in SC)

meatloaf peeing alamo (it was Ozzy that peed on the Alamo, not Meatloaf. Idiot)

costume for a bank teller (business attire, a name tag, and a sign that says "HONK if I just gave you great Service")

I have never heard of the following search engine, but it led someone to Turnipblog.

Need2Find - albermarle sound shark attack

Other random search engines that led someone to Turnipblog:

MyWebSearch - www.weddingprints

Comcast.com - kelli picklers new hair cut

Technorati.com - "lighting farts"

And last, but not least:

Ask.com - who voted for duke in the college football ap poles? (No way anyone did that, this has got to be an Urban Myth)

No comments: