I call her Tobacco Ice, because she is more of a fraud than Vanilla Ice. Vanilla Ice exploded onto the rap music scene in 1990 with the smash single "Ice Ice Baby". Despite his suburban up-bringing, Vanilla Ice tried to pass himself off as a "kid from the streets" to appeal towards the loyal rap audience. As it turned out, he acheived most of his success from the mainstream pop audience, and it was not long before his career hit a dead end, with most people veiwing him as a fraud.Pickler, from Albermarle, NC, pretends to be a - southern idiot girl who never sang in front of people before, and her daddy's in jail and she don't know what calamari or spinach salad is or sal-mon is.
In reality, Pickler is a fake(link) who has sung in pageants and has probably hitched a ride with Aunt B. to a neighboring "Big City" like Mt. Pilot to eat at Olive Garden or Ruby Tuesdays where they serve calamari and spinach salads.
Pickler is almost as embarrasing to the Carolinas as Duke.
In This Post(link), on February 18, I stated:
"My favorites to win are Katharine, Paris and Chris."
Then in This Post(link), I stated:
"... if the producers could pull a few of his teeth and do something about his hair, Elliot could make it to the finals."
Well, The final 5 are: Katharine, Paris, Chris, a cleaned up Elliot, and Taylor.
America has gotten it right up to this point.
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Can't sing, fake, whatever. Who cares? She is smokin' in that picture you posted.
News flash for city-slicker Turnip - there are lots of rural people in the Carolinas (especially those just out of high school who have lived entire lives with fried-lard grandparents) who don't have a clue what calamari is, or that there's such thing a spinach salad. I would wager you that at least 60% of high school seniors in NC and SC don't know what calamari is and have never had someone in their dining party order a spinach salad.
The sal-mon thing is just plain dumb, though. They have that at Golden Corral or Ryan's.
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