Tuesday, April 04, 2006

The Six Degrees of Gamecock

Flake logic = At the end of every College Football season my friend Richard Flake made a undeniable case as South Carolina as the true National Champs because USC beat a team, who beat a team ...

... who had a higher margin of victory against a common opponent, than the more widely recognized National Champion.


Congratulations to the NCAA Tournament Champion Florida Gators, including Billy Donovan (photo at right) and Noah.

Little known fact = Noah comes from a famous family - his great-great-great-grandfather built The Biblical Ark.

Of course, if you apply Flake logic, The Gamecocks are the real National Champions because they beat Florida twice this year.

I know what you are thinking Clemson and Georgia fan,

"We beat the Gamecocks, so we are really #1."

Sorry, that is not the way it works - you still suck.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

And wasn't Noah's father a French Open tennis champion named Yannick or something and now a pop singing star. Oh yeah, and his mom was Miss Sweden one time too. So what does that say about the Noah gene pool? It didn't seem to get washed away in the flood