Why Me?

Right now, Styx is playing in Columbia at the 3 Rivers Music Festival. I didn't go. $25 for a one day ticket is too much, even for Styx and Little River Band.

Dennis De Young is not touring with Styx. He is at home, alone, wearing a blazer. Dennis walks by a clock and looks at the time. He knows that Styx is playing at that very moment in Columbia. Dennis slumps his shoulders. He walks over to the wall, the wall with all of his platinum albums. Dennis pulls down his "Kilroy Was Here" mask from the wall and holds it in his hands. He shuffles over to a chair and plops down in it. Dennis slumps down in the chair, still holding the mask in both hands. Dennis looks at the mask and starts to sing.