Final Farewall Janelle

The Big Brother Finale was last night. Because Janelle won the $25,000 America's Choice award, I am going to give it one more shot:

A Final Farewell Janelle

On the BB Season Finale you won enough money to live for a year in a Hotel.

You started BB Allstars thin and ended the show looking like Botticelli's Venus rising from a shell.

Even though you gained some major weight, you are still hotter than Extra Hot Rotel.

On the BB Season Finale, just how ugly was Julie Chen's Oragami Lapel?