Saturday, June 10, 2006

In Search Of - Fart Lighting

Welcome to In Search Of... 2006, where I will probe great mysteries and deal in cold hard fact and not psuedo-science.

Many people have heard of fart lighting, but few have witnessed it first-hand.

It makes sense, farts are gas (mostly methane) and gas burns, so maybe farts do also.

I am here to tell you that fart lighting is very real. The secret is that only a select few are able to actually light their farts.

That is right, only male virgins have ever been observed lighting farts.

Here is a Here is a link to a website devoted to the subject(link).

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