Jonathan Lee Riches

In an earlier post, I asked who this is:

The responses were:

"Britney Spears", "Willa Cather", and "my mother's douche bag".

All wrong - It's actually Jonathan Lee Riches, or JLR for short.

JLR is known for the many lawsuits he has filed in various United States district courts. JLR is incarcerated at Federal Correctional Institution (FCI) Williamsburg in Salters, South Carolina, for wire fraud under the terms of a plea bargain. His projected release date is March 23, 2012.

Since January 8, 2006, JLR has filed dozens of lawsuits, some of which have received considerable press attention.

Remember when I told you about JLR's handwritten lawsuit seeking $63 quintillion from Michael Vick. That's $63,000,000,000,000,000,000.

JLR claimed that Vick stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to "use the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government."

JLR also sued 57 pages of defendants in a single lawsuit on March 9, 2006, including:

George W. Bush, Hillary Rodham Clinton, James Hoffa, www.google.com, Pope Benedict XVI, Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, John Deere, www.accuweather.com, Adolf Hitler's National Socialist Party, Roc-A-Fella Records, Shawn Carter (doing business at Jay-Z), Japan's Nikkei Stock Exchange, Gambino (crime family), Three Mile Island, Tony Danza, Islamic Republic of Iran, University of Miami, GEICO Insurance, Jewish State of Israel, Soledad O'Brien, Tsunami victims, The American Red Cross, Jessica Alba, Charles Moose, al-Qaida Islamic Arm,Fruit of A-Loom [sic], Outback Steakhouse, Donald J. Trump, Chris Berman, Shawn John Combs (doing business as Puff Daddy, doing business as Mr. Ditty [sic]), Vincent K. McMahon, Meals on Wheels, Saddam Hussein, Jewish workers at NBC/Universal, Elizabeth Smart, The Panama Canal Commission, Kelly Clarkston [sic], 13 tribes of Israel, Plato, Lincoln Memorial, Boris Becker, Various Buddhist monks, Christina Applegate, Jewish Mossad, National Vanguard Books, Mein Kampf, Venus Williams, Medieval Times, Denny's, Brotherhood of the Snake, Larry King, Larry King Live 9 p.m., Rastafarian natives, National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing, Ulluminati [sic], Wu-Tang Clan, Wu Wear Inc., Nordic gods, The Da Vinci Code, Sears Tower, Mike Tyson, Native American Fish Society, Green Bay's Lambeau Field, Pizza Hut, Ming Dynasty, Barry Bonds, Gangs in Hong Kong, Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, National Hockey League Players' Association, Philadelphia Eagles (2005 roster, including Donovan McNabb), The Waffle House, survivors of the Holocaust, Dane Cook, Paris Hilton, Dennis Hopper, Mount Rushmore, Skittles candy, and the celestial object Pluto...

Well, let me tell you about one of JLR's newest lawsuits. It's a one pager that claims to have been filed while JLR was in solitary confinement in a South Carolina Prison;

Jonathan Lee Riches, Plaintiff v. John W. Hinckley Jr.; Jodie Foster; St. Elizabeths Hospital; James Brady; Timothy McCarthy;Thomas DeLahanty.

JLR is seeking 25 Million dollars from Defendants for 8th amendment violations of cruel and unusual Punishment. The prison thinks JLR is the next John Hinckley and the prison is afraid JLR uses his Lawsuits as a weapon of mass destruction . . .
JLR is subjected to Used Boxers, No Cosmetics, no books, and screaming Inmates.
Hinckley told FCI Williamsburg to leave JLR in solitary, to rot, so JLR can be mummy wrapped in Ziploc and sent to the National Archives.
If JLR dies in solitary, He moves this court to know He will die as a martyr . . .
Hinckley is spreading plague to JLR's my mind.

Here is a link to the actual lawsuit (link).

I don't understand exactly how Jodie Foster fits in?