The Roswell New Mexico is the site of a purported UFO crash in July 1947, which the military later claimed was a top-secret weather balloon. Even today, Roswell is visited by UFO/Alien losers worldwide.Roswell businesses have been cashing in on the UFO craze for years. Paintings and replicas of UFOs and space aliens adorn downtown buildings, and even the McDonald’s and Wal-Mart are UFO- and space-themed.
Right now, the town’s biggest tourism attraction is the International UFO Museum and Research Center, which has drawn 2.5 million visitors since opening in 1992.
The top complaint by tourists during the city’s annual UFO festival each summer is that there’s not enough to do.
Now city officials want to take it to another level with a UFO-themed amusement park, complete with an indoor roller coaster that would take passengers on a simulated alien abduction.
The park, dubbed Alien Apex Resort, could open as early as 2010.
I would love to go. And not because I think it would be cool or I believe in UFO's. UFO's are not real.
Much like the South Carolina State Fair, I want to go to the Roswell amusement park to look at all the people who don't get out to the "big city" much and feel better about myself.
People who are such losers that they want to be kidnapped by aliens, rectally probed and parent a alien/human hybrid, just to have a feeling of belonging to something.
People with mullets.
People who real aliens would not choose to genetically harvest for their hybrid breeding experiments.
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