Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Sarc Dictionary - Giving an "Ehhhh!"

It all started in Irmo Middle School, on the bus. Some girl got annoyed at Kevin Markland, and he got right in her face, made a ridiculous face, and said,

"Ehhh!"

I laughed, as well as others.

The girl became even more annoyed.

"Ehhh!"

She was really getting pissed.

"Ehhh!"

Kevin had stumbled upon perhaps the greatest and most hilarious open display of lack of respect for another human being ever invented ...

... Giving someone an "Ehhh!"

The girl lashed back verbally, "Oh yeah, Kevin, real mature."

"Ehhh!"

What do you know, it also made the perfect comeback to any insult.

As time passed, others, including myself, learned to give "Ehhh!"s.

Sometimes you would actually say "Behhh!", but we still called it "Giving a Ehhh".

In crowds, you would say "Ehhh!", followed by the person's name (in a very sarcastic tone) so that people knew you were purposefully Giving an "Ehhh!" to someone, as opposed to just acting like a fool or having Tourettes.

Try it yourself.

Next time someone makes you mad, Give them an "Ehhh!"

No matter how they respond, follow it up with another "Ehhh!"

Remember to make a ridiculous face while "Ehhh!"ing.

Now try a long, drawn out, "Behhh!" where the mouth is left open afterwards.

Is the person confused as to what you are doing?

Throw their name in at the end.

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