Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Jonathan Lee Riches v. Michael Vick

A South Carolina prison inmate has filed a handwritten lawsuit seeking $63 quintillion from Michael Vick.

That's $63,000,000,000,000,000,000.

Jonathan Lee Riches' handwritten lawsuit was filed in the U.S. District Court in Richmond on July 23.

Riches claims that Vick stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to "use the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government."

In the complaint, Riches scrawls that "Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes."

If he wins the lawsuit, Riches says he wants the $63 quintillion delivered in gold and silver to the front gate of the Williamsburg Federal Correctional Facility in South Carolina, where he is housed as he serves a conviction for wire fraud.

In a Turnipblog exclusive, here is the 3 page Complaint. (click to enlarge)



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