Who is going to step into the role of Most-Hated-Duke-White-Guy?
Duke white guy hate-a-bility is something that comes from with-in.
It is a spirit, an essence.
It is not something that you are born with.
It is passed from generation to generation.
When you have it, you are a great player, but a total A-hole.
When you pass it to the next Duke white guy, you lose all of you evil powers, including the ability to play basketball.
That is why JJ Redick is shooting .286 from the field and .333 from 3 point range in his young NBA career.
So who is the next Most-Hated-Duke-White-Guy?
Check out this phtotograph from last year, which has been enhanced with the latest Duke-White-Guy-Most-Hated-Essence photo developing techniques.
1 comment:
If Only they had both burst into flames at the instant of essence tranferral.
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