Fun with a friend.

Here is something fun to do with a friend.

First, Go make a recording of street construction with a jackhammer and/or heavy machinery; if possible, do it standing in the doorway of a video poker den or casino. Then burn a disc of your recording.

Then build a giant metal paper towel tube with a 4 foot opening and put it in a small room.

Then take off your clothes and put on a gown that ties in the back.

Then lie on your back on a surfboard and let your friend strap you to the surfboard and then slide you inside the metal tube. Make sure that you are entirely in the tube and that the tube is no more than 4 inches from your face (this may take additional surfboards).

Then have your friend scratch the crap out of that cd you burned and play the scratched cd, full blast, in a cd player, the speakers of which have been duct-taped to the metal tube.

Now try to lie perfectly still, for 20 minutes and if you move too much, you have to start over.

I know what you're thinking...

Q = Is this dangerous?
A = No, but for some reason you can't bring any metal into the small room.

Q = What if you get claustrophobic and/or have a panic attack?
A = Don't worry, your friend is another room and can talk to you over a fast food drive-through intercom system.

Sound like fun, you just experienced getting an MRI.