Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Madeline Mix

... is the first mixed cd that I ever made for my kids.

Here is the song list:
1. Isn't She Lovely - Stevie Wonder
2. ABC - Jackson 5
3. Tutti Frutti - Little Richard
4. Big Girls Don't Cry - 4 Seasons
5. Disco Duck - Rick Dees
6. Flowers On The Wall - Statler Brothers
7. Hey Mickey - Toni Basil
8. I Want Candy - Bow Wow Wow
9. Magic - Olivia Newton John
10. Monster Mash - Bobby Pickett
11. Our House - Madness
12. Purple People Eater - Sheb Wooley
13. Ring My Bell - Anita Ward
14. Short People - Randy Newman
15. Lollipop - Chordettes
16. We Are Family - Sister Sledge
17. Yakity Yak - Coasters
18. Yellow Submarine - Beatles

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

World Wide Respect

The United States was once respected by the rest of the world. Recently, we have lost some of that respect. In my opinion, throwing our vast resources into wars and flexing out military muscle will not win back that respect.

We, as a nation, need to figure out what one thing is most important to average people world-wide and become the best at that thing.

What are Europeans, Africans, Asians and South Americans passionate about? How could we really get the attention of everyday people in other countries and win their respect?

The Answer = Start kicking their butts in SOCCER. I know what you are thinking, "Soccer is a wuss sport played by guys with mullets and there is not enough scoring and how can it be a sport if you can't use your hands."

Regardless of what you think of soccer as a sport, you can not deny that the rest of the world loves it. The average Frenchman does not care if we call french fries "freedom fries", as long as they can whip us in soccer. So lets focus and become the best in the world. Then they will take notice and respect the United States.

Don't think the rest of the world cares about soccer? The dude in this picture is Brazil's Ronaldo. He is ugly, right. Now check out the girlfriends of some soccer stars, including Ronaldo(link).

Monday, May 29, 2006

That's No Moon - Or is it?

Obi-Wan in Star Wars (1977) - "That's no moon. It's a space station."

Me on Turnipblog (2006) - "That's not the Death Star. It's Saturn's moon Mimas.

In this post(link) I told you about the Cassini spacecraft that is currently orbiting and studying Saturn and its moons.

Well, Mimas is one of Saturn's moons and it looks like the Death Star. Mimas is 398 km (247 miles) across.

What looks like the superweapon that blasted Princess Leia's peaceful home planet of Alderaan is actually a giant crater called Herschel, which is a third the size of the moon itself. Herschel, is about 130 kilometers (80 miles) wide and 10 kilometers (6 miles) deep.

Sunday, May 28, 2006

Kid Tip - Billy Jonas in Columbia

In this post(link) I told you about Billy Jonas, an industrial repercussionist who plays kids music that won't make you puke.

Billy is coming back to Columbia. You owe it to your kids to go see him.

Billy will give 2 free shows in Columbia on Thursday, July 6 performing at the Richland County Public Library - Sandhills branch at 11:00 am and the Main Branch at 3:30 pm.
If you want your kids to know the songs, ask me and I will burn you a disc, or go to Billy's Website(link) and order the cd What Kind of Cat Are You?

See you there.

Saturday, May 27, 2006

Caught on Camera 2

In this post(link) I talked about how Sam started crying at his Christmas program and demostrated through photos that Sam only started crying after the little girl next to him started crying.

Well at Sam's spring program it was deja-vu all over again, except this time there was no little girl to blame, as Sam was the only one crying. Check out the entire sequence.




Friday, May 26, 2006

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Final Idol Extravaganza Post

Last week, I stated that I didn't care who won Idol. But as I watched the Katharine/Taylor showdown, I found myself pulling for Katharine. I predict that Katharine will be the biggest star of any Idol contestant to date.There can be no doubt that the Idol producers wanted Taylor and not Katharine to win.

Fact#1 = When the finalists all had to sing songs that where on the pop charts, everyone sang contemporary songs, except Taylor, who got to sing a well known and classic Beatles song that came out in the 60's.

Fact #2 = 3 guys, 1 Katharine - Elvis Night. She even had to go barefoot in this promo shot so that she wouldn't tower over the boys.

Fact #3 = Remember the 80's song, Pac Man Fever? It is a far better song than "My Destiny" the song that Katherine was forced to sing in the finals. Taylor's song "Do I make You Proud" was actually good, and he got to perform last.

Now lets talk about the 2 hour final episode. It was good to see Paris, Chris, Ace, and even Chicken Little again. For the singers, it was a nice practice for the upcoming American Idol Tour.

The singing was OK. I liked the Meatloaf/Katherine song, although my wife had never seen the "Paradise by the Dashbord Light" video and wondered why Katharine was acting afraid of Meatloaf.

The comedic sequences were entertaining, especially Simon touching himself, "Brokenote Mountain", and that freak who had to be given a stool to sit on because he soiled himself when Clay Aiken appeared. The guy actually thought he was singing a duet with Clay and had no idea that his mic wasn't on.

Earlier, I said that Pickler was an embarrassment to the Carolinas in this post(link).

I take that back ... Pickler is an embarrassment to all carbon based life forms.

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Ascending Descinding

One of the most famous optical illusions ever is the The never-ending staircase in the 1960 Escher painting Ascending and Descinding. As you can see below, the staircase has even been done in lego.



Here is a website where you can Walk The Staircase(link)

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

In Search Of.... Backmasking

Welcome to In Search Of... 2006, where I will probe great mysteries and deal in cold hard fact and not psuedo-science.

Backmasking is an audio technique in which sounds are recorded backwards onto a track that is meant to be played forwards. Backmasking has been a source of much controversy, especially related to supposed subliminal messages in rock music.

Have you ever sat in a dark room with a Led Zeppelin IV album and played Stairway To Heaven Backward?

I have, and I heard "My Sweet Satan".

But, was it my imaginitaion, or is backmasking real?

Led Zeppelin vocalist Robert Plant denied the accusations in an interview: "To me it's very sad, because 'Stairway To Heaven' was written with every best intention, and as far as reversing tapes and putting messages on the end, that's not my idea of making music."

Regardless of what Robert Plant says, backmasking is real.

Backmasking first became famous with The Beatles. Just before the band's break-up in 1970, DJ Russell Gibb initiated the infamous "Paul Is Dead" urban legend (a rumor that Beatle Paul McCartney had died) by playing certain Beatles records backwards to reveal hidden messages. One album in particular, The White Album, was said to contain backwards messages. Intentional gibberish at the end of "I'm So Tired" was supposedly "Paul is a dead man, miss him, miss him..." Likewise, the repeated words "Number nine, number nine, number nine..." in "Revolution 9" were supposedly "turn me on, dead man, turn me on, dead man..." backwards.

There is no doubt that bands have purposefully added backmasked messages to their work intending for it to be found by fans.

On Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict, a track from the two part 1969 Pink Floyd album Ummagumma, someone says, "That was pretty avant-garde, wasn't it?"

On Pink Floyd's rock epic The Wall there is an intentional backwards message halfway through the track "Empty Spaces": "...congratulations. You've just discovered the secret message. Please send your answer to Old Pink, care of the funny farm, Chalfont."

A famous, deliberately recorded backward message comes from the beginning of the Electric Light Orchestra song "Fire on High," where the mysterious deep mumbling reverses to "The music is reversible, but time is not...turn back! Turn back! Turn back!"

Radiohead created the song "Like Spinning Plates" from Amnesiac by playing the backing track from "I Will" backwards. Singer Thom Yorke then sung the lyrics, played them backwards and learned how to sing them backwards. He recorded them backwards and reversed them for the final take of the song.

Can backmasking deliver subliminal messages that influence the listener's behavior?

Absolutely not. I have yet to embrace Satan from my "Stairway" experience and I refuse to blame my college years on Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust"

This theory was put to the test in 1985 when British heavy metal band Judas Priest was sued over a suicide pact made by two Nevada schoolboys. One of the two boys survived, and the lawsuit by their families claimed that a 1978 Judas Priest album contained hidden messages. The words "Do it" were allegedly audible when the record was played backwards, and the letters S U I (supposedly for "suicide") are in the sleeve artwork.

The case was dismissed after evidence was introduced that the boys had grown up in "violent and depressed" surroundings, and after the band demonstrated that other, nonsensical, backwards messages could be found if one exercised enough imagination. Judas Priest members also commented that if they wanted to insert subliminal commands in their music, killing their fans would be counterproductive, and they would prefer to insert the command "Buy more of our records."

If you want to listen to some alleged backmasking from bands such as Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Queen, and even Britany Spears, check out these links:

Backmasking Samples(link)

Backmasking Online(link)

Monday, May 22, 2006

The History Of Dance

Here is a funny video where some comedian takes you through the entire history of dance as we know it in 6 minutes.

It is Funny.

History of Dance(link)

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Aint That America

Today I was in North, South Carolina, about 45 minutes from Columbia. It was 92 degrees outside and this is what I saw.




Guy on porch of his trailer, in a wheelchair, wearing jeans, with no shirt on, drinking a beer.

Saturday, May 20, 2006

Friday, May 19, 2006

The Mix Tape

A mix tape is a home-made compilation of songs (typically copyrighted music taken from other sources) recorded in a specific order, traditionally onto a compact audio cassette. Creating and distributing mixes in the form of a compact disc or MP3 playlist has become the contemporary method of choice, but the term mix tape is still commonly used.

A mix tape, which usually reflects the musical tastes of its compiler, can range from a casually selected list of favorite songs, to a conceptual mix of songs linked by a theme or mood, to a highly personal statement tailored to the tape's intended recipient.

There are many types of mix tapes: the collection of favorite songs, the "snapshot" mix of recent favorites, the driving mix, the workout mix, the party mix, the concept/theme mix (a mix of Christmas songs, songs about cars, or covers of songs by a particular artist), the mood mix (simply a mix of songs intended to sustain a specific mood, stated or unstated), the romantic mix and the break-up mix.

The Semisonic song "Singing in My Sleep" is about a mix tape. The lyrics: "Got your tape and it changed my mind... / I've been living in your cassette... / Now I'm falling in love too fast / With you or the songs you chose / I can hear you sing it to me in my sleep."

An episode of Friends entitled "The One With the Mix Tape" features a mix tape given by Chandler to Monica for Valentine's Day. This mix tape had been given to Chandler by his ex-girlfriend Janice, a fact which Monica discovers when we hear Janice's voice on the tape.

I have made and popped the tabs on many a mix tape. I started with my JVC dual tape deck and cd player in 1987 and still make mix cd's for myself, the kids, and others, today.

Essayist Geoffrey O'Brien has called the personal mix tape "the most widely practiced American art form," and many mix tape enthusiasts believe that by carefully selecting and ordering the tracks in a mix, an artistic statement can be created that is greater than the sum of its individual songs.

Making a good mix tape is an art form and is a lot like blogging. I don't actually make anything up, I just find cool stuff and arrange it an an interesting order.

Mix tapes, and blogs, are a form of emotional self-expression. But there is also a science involved. For instance, in my opinion, a good mix tape has short songs that you don't hear on the radio, and shouldn't have more than 1 song from the same band. Nowadays, I mostly make Sinbad(link) mix cd's that have songs that girls and children will like.

Like wise, Turnipblog is mostly Sinbaded, I try to have a visual in every post, and I would never put 2 kid tips or Duke-bashing posts back to back.

There are mix tape masters like Kate Tell and Krebby. I am pretty darn good.

If I make a good mix tape with cool songs that you never heard before, or have a good blog where I collect cool things from the internet; It makes me a cooler and a better person.

Tell me about the best mix tape you ever made or even the lamest mix tape you ever received.

I am going to post some song lists from my mix cd's. I will also attempt to dig up some old mix tapes and post the song lists.

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Super American Idol Post

It's fixed = 50 million people voted and the results were that Katharine, Elliot, and Taylor each got 33% of the vote. Come on Fox. I know America elected Bush, but how stupid do you think we really are. If I wanted to watch a rigged competition, the NBA playoffs are on every night.

I was correct again = in predicting Tuesday night that Elliot would be gone. However, the vote was so close that if Elliot's extra teeth could have voted, he might still be in the competition.

Homecomings = Last night on the results show, each of the final 3 went back to their home town. Taylor and Elliot got parades and official days named after them.

I know that Elliot is the most important person to come out of Virginia since Thomas Jefferson, but it was ridiculous. They showed a little 3 year old girl go crazy when Elliot drove by and scream "That's Elliot" to her mother. Come on, it's not like he invented the dumbwaiter.

I know that Taylor is the best singer to come out of Birmingham since Ozzy, but it was ridiculous. Taylor got to meet 2 mayors and the Govenor. Come on, it's not like he pee'd on the Alamo or bit the head off of a bat. (By the way, the mayor who introduced Taylor at the Hoover mall has to be the white-est dancer I have ever seen.)

Poor Katharine is from L.A. and no one cared. There were no keys to the city or "Katharine Day", although her high school held a special assembly. There was no parade, although it did look like a few people showed up at the big party...at her parent's house.

Who Will Win = Taylor. Taylor has never been in the bottom 3 and a girl won last year. Taylor also has an ace in his back pocket that he can play in the final (No, not Ace Young, his harmonica).

Katharine's only chance in the final is to finally put together two strong performances on the same night. That's right, she is going to need to show major cleavage, and her legs.

I like them both and don't care who wins, but if I hear the words "Soul Patrol" again, I might just stab my eardrums with an ice-pick.



Pickler and McPhee - Rivals or Lovers?

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Optical Illusion



Do you see a woman's face, or a sax player with a boner?

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Monday, May 15, 2006

In Search Of... 2006

Move over Leonard Nimoy and Mitch Pileggi, I am bringing back In Search Of...

Well not really, because In Search Of... 2006 will be a Turnipblog feature and not a tv show.

I will still probe great mysteries, but In Search Of.. 2006 will be different in that I will not deal in psuedo-science but instead deal in cold hard fact.

In my fist istallment, I would like to re-visit some of the topics of the Original In Search Of... that ran from 1976 to 1982:

Ancient Flight, The Bermuda Triangle, Bigfoot, Martians, Psychic Detectives, ESP, Ghosts, The Loch Ness Monster, Astrology, Reincarnation, Immortality, Haunted Castles, UFO Captives, The Great Lakes Triangle, The Amityville Horror, The Abominable Snowman, Ghost Ship, UFO Coverups, Faith Healing, Fountain of Youth, Ghosts in Photography, The Lincoln Conspiracy.....

... all B.S., every last one of them.

Sorry, I know that you may be dissapointed, but none of these things are real.

They just aren't.

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Saturday, May 13, 2006

Optical Illusion





The green and blue stripes are the same color.

Friday, May 12, 2006

My 70's Memories - In Search Of...

"In Search Of..." was a sort of documentary show from 1976 to 1982 where host Leonard Nimoy traveled the world and probed the world's greatest & most enduring unsolved mysteries and natural and supernatural phenomena.

There was a disclaimer at the begging of the show:

"This series presents information based in part on theory and conjecture. The producer's purpose is to suggest some possible explanations, but not necessarily the only ones to the mysteries we will examine."

As an attorney, let me translate the disclaimer to layman's terms:

"This show is made up. What we present on this show may, or may not, be true."

"In Seach of..." had creepy music and delt with subjects such as UFO's and and Easter Island. "In Seach Of..." was the predecessor to many of the fake science shows that are on tv today.

I loved this show as a kid. How else would I know that bigfoot is not just one big hairy creature, but an entire bipedal species, properly referred to as "sasquatch", who were endangered by man's encroachment on their forests.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Kid Tip - Staying Still for Photos

It is really hard to get kids to stay still for photos.

Nowadays, with digital cameras, it is even harder. Digital cameras have a delay from when you press the button till when the picture takes, so that you have to anticipate the moment of maximal cuteness in order to get the best photo.

I have a few tricks that may help. I will use photos that I took this weekend at Lake Thurmond to demonstrate:

#1 - Make movement a part of the photo. If the kids won't stay still - take an action shot.



#2 - Use the hypnotic, coma-inducing powers of television to help the kids sit still.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Best Cartoons Ever - One Froggy Evening

One Froggy Evening is a six-minute, 1955 Warner Brothers' Merrie Melodies cartoon directed by Chuck Jones.

In One Froggy Evening, A construction worker involved in the demolition of a building finds a box inside a cornerstone. He opens it to reveal a singing, dancing frog, complete with top hat and cane. The man tries exploiting the frog's talents, but the frog will not perform in front of anyone else.

The man frantically tries to demonstrate the frog's abilities to the outside world, but all to no avail. After his stay in an asylum, we see the haggard man dejectedly hiding the box in a building that's under construction. One hundred years later, the building is demolished by futuristic ray guns, and the box with the frog is discovered yet again, starting the process all over.

This cartoon is great because there is no spoken dialog, only the frog singing. In the original cartoon, the frog and the constuction worker were not named. All of the songs that the frog sings are real songs, except "The Michigan Rag", which was written specifically for the cartoon.

Later, after the cartoon became so popular, Chuck Jones named the frog "Michigan J. Frog" after the original song. The character became the mascot of The WB television network in the 1990s.

Steven Spielberg once called One Froggy Evening "the Citizen Kane of animated film".

You know I am going to sing it.

this is an audio post - click to play

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Toynbee Ideas...






It's me.












It's Me

Monday, May 08, 2006

Tragically Hip - Intimate Show

Tragically Hip is the official Turnipblog Band(link).

I have seen the Tragically Hip in concert many times. The first time that I saw the Tragically Hip live was in a club in Frankfurt, Germany, in 1991, right after the Hip cd Road Apples was released (link). It was a small, intimate, show and we stood at the very front, right in front of the stage. You have to have somewhere to set your beer, right.

The Hip usually rolls through the South-East United States in support of every cd that they release, and I have been there. There was a bar/small-concert-hall in 5-Points, Columbia SC called Rockafellas. Art Burke was an owner of Rockafellas. We bugged Art until he got the Tragically Hip to play Rockafellas twice. Both times, I was at the very front, standing right in front of the stage. You could go pee, grab a few beers, and still push your way back to the front. One time the Hip even played in Augusta, GA at a bar. Talk about intimate.

Intimate Hip Show Moment - When I was In Law School, The Hip played in Augusta Ga in support of Fully Completely cd. A few of us went and we stood right in front of the stage. When people playing pool can easily see the band, that is intimate. My friend Beattie was standing right in front of the stage, singing very loudly.

The hip played a slow song, I can't remember what song. Beattie was singing super loudly. Not only that, but Beattie was anticipating the words to the song and screaming them just before Gordon Downie, the Hip's singer. Gord was frustrated and yelled "Shut-up" at Beattie. Beattie shut-up and Gord reached down and offered Beattie a sip of his water in consolation.

I treasure the memory of those intimate shows, because they don't exist any more.

I have never been back to Europe.

Rockafellas is now "Jake's". Jake's doesn't have bands and If I walked in there, the college kids would wonder who the old guy was.

The Hip have gotten older and they don't waste time playing in small grubby venues in the United States.

The Hip now know that Augusta, GA is grubby.

The Hip only play larger places near me, like House of Blues in Myrtle Beach and Variety Playhouse in Atlanta. I still go see the Hip, but it just isn't the same.

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Kid Tip - American Girls

Little girls love dolls. They just do. I sometimes get sick of dolls. Barbies reinforce unrealistic stereotypes of beauty and Bratz dress like tramps with pierced navals and bling-bling.

That is why I like American Girls, and so does my daughter Madeline. American Girls are bigger than Barbies and they look like little girls, not like Kellie Picklers. Each American Girl represents a different era in American History and they are dressed accordingly. They even have back stories and multi-chaptered books for each American Girl that teach about American History. Sure, we have a multi-chaptered Barbie book, but the book has typos and the chapters are "Barbie Loves Ponies" and "Barbie Loves Weddings"

Here is a link to American Girls website(link).

Saturday, May 06, 2006

Space Update - New Red Jr. Photos

Remember learning in school that Jupiter had a big red spot?

Now Jupiter has 2 red spots, as I explained In this post(link).

Hubble Space Telescope just took the best photos yet of Red Jr.

Friday, May 05, 2006

Pickler v McPhee Winner


We would all be winners if they just would have gone ahead and kissed in the above photo. But as they didn't, the Winner is McPhee. A better singer and booty-lishous.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

USA World Cup Starters

Coach Bruce Arena just announced the roster for this summer's World Cup in Germany.

Here is my USA World Cup starting line-up. I am going with a 3 - 5 - 2.

Goal - Kasey Keller
Def - L = Eddie Lewis, C = Eddie Pope, R = Steve Cherundolo
Mid - L = Demarcus Beasley, C = Claudio Renya, Landon Donovan, (defensive)Pablo Mastroeni or John O-Brien if healthy R = Clint Dempsey
For - Brian McBride, Eddie Johnson

I predict that the stars are going to be Dempsey(photo above), Johnson, and Keller.

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

By Popular Demand

Idol Update - Sacred Song

Last night, the top 5 Idol Contestants performed. I am predicting that Paris or Elliot is gone tonight.

A recap:

Katharine was smokin, as usual.



I must talk about song choice for one of the other guys.

There are some songs that Idol contestants shouldn't touch. When they start singing one of these sacred songs, I always yell "Nooooo.." at the TV. It usually ends in disaster, but if they pull the song off, its magic. Last night had one of those songs ...

There are some bands that are sacred. The particular song from last night was originally written and sung by one of the most sacred band's guitar player ...

...Frank Sinatra called this song “the greatest love song of the past 50 years” ...





...That's right, Chris nailed "Renegade" by Styx.

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

South Carolina Heros - Stephen Colbert

Introducing South Carolina Heros, where I will highlight great South Carolinians.

Stephen Colbert is a comedian/journalist who is from Charleston and got famous on The Daily Show before starting his own show on Comedy Central, The Colbert Report(link).

Colbert's "thing" is that he is a ridiculously conservative "news" show host.

Colbert was asked to speak this past weekend at the White House Correspondent dinner. It was one of the best comic performances ever. A truly great moment in American Comedy. You have to watch the video.

Here it is on You Tube, in 3 parts

Colbert P1(link)

Colbert P2(link)

Colbert P3(link)

***5/5/06 Sorry, the above videos were removed by The Man***

Monday, May 01, 2006

Himym Chicken

My newest creation. Sorry, no photo, but it looks good.

Saute fresh spinach and garlic in olive oil.

Flatten some boneless chicken breasts and place equal amounts of spinach/garlic on each piece of chicken.

Crumble some feta cheese on each piece of chicken.

Roll up each piece of chicken and wrap a piece of bacon around it.

Place the chicken in a single layer in a casserole with lid.

Cut up green onions and grape tomatos and scatter them around the chicken.

Melt a little bit of butter in the microwave in a coffee mug. Add 1 cup or more Chardonay to the butter and then pour over the chicken.

Cover and bake at 400 degrees for 40 minutes.

If bacon isn't fully cooked after 40 minutes, remove lid, add more chardonay (if needed for sauce) and cook till bacon is crispy.

Eat chicken over pasta or wild rice with onion/tomato/wine sauce.