The musician Prince has worn platform boots, teased up his pompadore hair-do, sat on a big motorcycle, and even shortened his name to a mere symbol....
... All lame attempts to hide the fact that he is extreemly short.
Sorry "Tafkap", but Turnipblog is outing you as 5'2".
If you're going to continue these "vertically challenged" blogs, at least recognize the obvious distinction that Prince is a genius and Tom Cruise is a dick.
ReplyDeleteShirts against blouses
His royal badness can hoop
Despite small stature
Are you trying to say that Prince can dunk?
ReplyDeleteYou saw it on Chappelle's show, didn't you? He abused Charlie Murphy and company.
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