Monday, September 18, 2006

New Mission Statement

I visited a business the other day and discovered, to my amazement, that the business had a ridiculous "Mission Statement". This Mission Statement was so stupid and nebulous that I decided to steal it for Turnipblog. So here it is, Turnipblog's brand new Mission Statement:

"Consistently Create Encore Experiences That Enrich Lives One Person At A Time!!"
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6 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:32 PM

    Oh, you know the old mission statment: "cceetelopaat".

    But what is an encore experience??

    Billy

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  2. Anonymous8:53 AM

    Doing IT twice in one night?

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  3. Seed2:43 PM

    Isn't anyone going to try to guess what the business is that I stole my mission statement from?

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  4. Anonymous9:17 AM

    I have insufficient creative immagination to suppose what it might be--unless it is the new sign in the bank teller's window.

    Do you like reading that better, as she takes your money?

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  5. Anonymous12:50 PM

    I will give you a hint - the name of the business starts with a "Z".

    This is actually Seed. The name I signed-in under was the verification word to publish this comment and I thought it was cool.

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  6. Anonymous5:31 PM

    zaxby's

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