Duke is Loaded

Many people say that it is a "down year" for Duke Basketball.

Duke's record is not very good, but Duke's future is definitely bright because they are loaded with young hateable players capable of DWEFs.

Duke White-Guy Effort Faces

3 players immediately come to mind.

1. Paul-Puss. He is a wuss and white, but not good enough to really hate, yet.

2. John Scheyer: Only a freshman, don't really hate him yet, but he leads the country in DWEFs.

3. Josh McRoberts: Turnipblog usually focuses on Scheyer, but McRoberts is the true A-hole of the Duke team and definitely the most hateable.

Also, because he is overshadowed by Scheyer, many people don't realize that McRoberts can DWEF with the best of them.